We had a nice turnout for coffee and donuts this morning. The Office supplied them this week. Next week The Kerr's are providing them and for our first Club meeting, Farleys and Martha Millender said they would provide them.
We have finally had some cool mornings here, it has been so refreshing, after such a hot hot Summer.
Sorry to say that Judy Anselmin our long time neighbor, fell and broke her back, she had only been home from the Nursing home a few days when it happened and then in the hosp. she had a stroke.
We are having a neat Halloween Party this year,as I reported last week, Fred Goldsberry will play. He plays every kind of music and takes requests. It will be $3.00 per person, wear a costume and get prizes or if you don't want to, that's ok too. a table with snacks provided but if you wish, bring a snack to share.
Lots of Birthdays this month...we had a surprise birthday party on Sue Barnhart. and I know several people who have birthdays this month...Bonnie Bryant, Ann Mitz, Mary Hennigar, Dorothy Skovbo, Penny Rush, Gordon Lamp, Ray Davis, Gene Koliba, and Dale Clark!
Also it's Tom and Mary Lou Benson's ,John and Irene Quail, Fred and Barbara Swaggert, Bill and Pat Hamlet, and Jack and Connie Bardon's anniversary!!
I couldn't resist this...
You know you are to old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
and you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
Some short cuts that may help you !!!! HAHAHAH HA HA....
Texting for Seniors
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: (Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In)
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