Monday Dec. 18th

Happy Holidays

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NO MONDAY MEETING OR NEWSLETTER DEC. 25 OR JAN. 1,
 Thanks to the “anonymous” person who provided donuts today.  Secret is OUT .. “anonymous” is  Darlene Bovenmyer .  We thank her & wish her a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
RVE CLUB MEETING – Chair Craig Daves called meeting to order.  Bev Telfor led “Pledge to the Flag” & singing  of “God Bless America”.  Meeting closed with singing of club song, ”We Love Our Valley Home”.
 Accompanist –  Jan Delashmit
 Invocation – Darlene Ales -“When I Say I am a Christian” & prayer
 Secretary Report – Dana Daves
 Treasurer Report – Jim Moeller
   MANAGEMENT REPORT – Asst. manager Ken Barnhart had us laughing with a joke about “my favorite animal” .  Decorations/light judging of mobiles/park models/99s is Dec. 22 with “payday” at Christmas Day dinner.  Changes in pet policy were announced.   Previously we did not accept 2 pets/household.  Park owners have decided when new people purchase in park, they can have 2 pets but if something happens to one of the pets, they cannot go out & buy another to replace it.  Current rules allowed only 1 pet. 20 lb. weight limit has been changed to 25 lbs.  Management may disallow certain breeds of dog.  Residents are encouraged to use dog pen at back of park & all dogs need to be walked with leash. Website for park is riovalleyestates.com
  When asked if it'd be good idea to have lot #s re-painted on curbs, Ken said he would talk to “higher-ups”.
   Looking ahead, Ken said Jan. 25 Sock Hop is a “Sadie Hawkins” Dance theme with tickets to be sold at Jan. 8 meeting..  He said a “Speak Easy” theme will be highlight of Feb. 22 Roaring 20s Dance, more on this later.
  Editor correction from last week .. it was RATS not BATS!. ..need a good proofreader.  Husband goes golfing & cannot do this!
   A reminder do NOT go near mailboxes while post office employee is delivering mail.  Also please observe park speed limit of 15 mph.
  Chair Craig thanked Sandy Lenius & Carolyn Thomson who have served donuts the past 2 weeks; newsletter editor Mary Lou Benson, blog writer & club website gal ..  Donna Gabbert keeps us informed with her blog at www.donnasramblingsatrve.blogspot.com.  Club website by Judi DeKoning is RVEWTC.com .. for “members only”, the password is riovalley.
   Treasurer Jim Moeller's report approved.  Properties chair Larry Pavlis said oven cost is $1578 incl. delivery/installation.  Park owners have agreed to pay half.  We approved purchase of  two 60 in. round tables. Board Members--  Properties – Ron Zoeller, Jerry McAninch, Larry Pavlis;  Finance – Sandy Novak, Sally Hejlik, Jim Moeller.
   Helen Curtis asks we call her, 603-674-3869, if we know of someone needing card due to illness/death in family.  You will find cards to sign in office area. If you call Helen & leave message, leave name.  She will not return your call if she doesn't know who left message.  Cards are up for Gary/Sally Hejlik, death of her brother; Judy Harter, stroke.
   Entertainment chair Brock Laing urges all to attend the Park Christmas show Friday, Dec. 22, 7 p.m.  $3 pp will go to the school providing children's choir.  These kids are grades 2-6 & they number 115!  After they exit, we'll have our program .. singing sacred type carols and some readings, a little comedy too. There will be no concession stand or 50-50 draw. If providing cookies, avoid anything with nuts/peanut butter due to children's allergies.  Bring cookies on Thursday.  Looking ahead, Brock announced Maggie Mae from RFD-TV will be with us Feb. 2!
  Our 1st Friday night entertainment is Goldwing on Jan. 5.  Don't miss this, they have been contacted by Dolly Pardon & approached by Andy Williams Theatre in Branson, you don't want to miss them.   Laing's dog found a very NICE ring.  If you can describe it as your's, you may have it.
  First FREE movie will be Jan. 4.  New folks, you will never be offended by any of these movies.  Come enjoy, skip Thursday night football, popcorn will be available.
  Our 1st dance is Jan. 8, 7-9:30 p.m. with Roger Kenaston Band according to dance chair Craig Daves.  Most dances are $6 pp except for one later in season.
  Al & Jewel Kruckman have volunteered to serve January pancake breakfasts on Saturdays during January.  Thanks to them.
  George & Sharyl Krantz chair Christmas Day Dinner.  Plan to eat at 1 p.m.  Krantzes  announce au gratin cheesy potatoes will be served along with ham.  Tables will be set up after Sunday church & residents may come in to set up & decorate their tables after 1 p.m.
Upcoming Dates to Remember:
Dec. 22 – Park Christmas Program, 7 p.m., $3 pp
Dec. 25 – Christmas Dinner, 1 p.m.
Dec. 31 – New Year's Eve Party, 6 p.m., eat at 8:30
Jan. 1 – New Year's Day (no club meeting or newsletter)
Jan. 4 – First FREE movie .. Brock has no idea what it is!!
Jan. 5 – Blood Profiles, 6:30 a.m.  Fast for 12 hours prior.
Jan. 5 – First Friday entertainment with Goldwing, 7 p.m.
   Irene Quail presented Christmas boxes & monetary gifts to managers & park workers Roberto & Jesse.
   Dave Johnson has park directories, $1.50 ea.  Purchase from Dave at #93 or Vicki in office.
  Activity Calendars for the 2017-18 season are posted.  Let Judi DeKoning #67 know of additions or changes.
   Notify news editor Mary Lou #103 if aware of changes in chairpersons/times of activities...written notes help.
   George Krantz does smashing of pop/beer cans behind big hall.  It helps if you remove tabs as these are also saved.  Water bottle caps are collected by George & provide chemotherapy for women in Mexico.
   Park Breakfast is enjoyed at Fiesta Tex-Mex on Thursdays, 8 a.m.  All are welcome.
   Yoga will be held regular days this week.
   No Mexican Train Dominoes Dec. 24 & 31, says chair Dick Topel.
   Due to health reasons, Kay Henriksen has resigned as Librarian....need volunteer to take this responsibility.
  Wednesday, Dec. 27, is Park Pizza Party at Peter Piper Pizza, 11:30 a.m.  Chair Dean Ricke says it's a $7.35 buffet.  Bring your Peter Piper cup for free pop.  He has coupons.. buy 9 buffets, 10th is free!  Ice cream and prizes. All are welcome to enjoy on 2nd & 4th Wednesday of each month through April.
   Thanks to Joyce Amos who planned Men's Cocktail Party last week.  Report was there was a good attendance.
   Marlene Prohaska invited everyone to New Year's Eve Party, 6 p.m. in Friendship Hall.  Committee could use  help moving tables from card room to hall.  You can play cards/games or just visit. Bring snacks/hor d'eures to share.  Sandwiches will be served at 8:30.  Punch & coffee provided or bring your choice of beverage.

Looking ahead to 2018 ..
   John Geer told us Blood Profiles are available Friday, Jan. 5. See sign up sheet, come 6:30 a.m. fast 12 hrs. prior.
   Get your pictures taken for the RVE Park Directory.  See  Donna Gabbert or Joyce Amos for reserved date & time.  Last chance to get your picture in album!  Pictures will be taken Jan. 8 & 9.  None will be taken in Feb.  Fill out the paper given to you when you made appointment, bring with you at time of appointment.  If you want to order a directory, cost is $15.  No free picture this year.  If you want to purchase a CD with all your pictures, it's $25 & you may print your own.  If you would rather purchase from Creative Images, there is a $20 service charge.  Prices are reasonable .. 8x10 $3, 5x7 $1.50, 4x6 $.75, wallets 2 for $.75.  Donna Gabbert is looking for pics of activities to put in directory.  If you have ANY from activities, games & parties, get them to her at #270.
   Here's a late announcement .. don't forget the Flea Market in big hall on Friday, Jan. 12.  Lucy Johnson announces this is 8 a.m. to noon, $2 per table.  Lunch will be served.  Our good cooks at RVE may donate pies!
   There is a sheet posted in back of big hall for anyone interested in CPR & defibrillator class.  Only a couple names are on this “interest only” list.  This will be scheduled in January when Bruce & Billie Wells return.   
   Dana Daves #234 has finalized the bus tour to King Ranch on Jan. 23,  Bus is filled.  Cost is $69 pp.  If paying by check, make your check out to Dana.  Bus will leave 7:30 a.m. (change from previously announced), return about 6 p.m.  Cost includes lunch.  Dutch treat breakfast will be enjoyed on the way to Kingsville.
   Mary Norby #179 chairs Feb. 8 Craft Sale...the ONLY one in The Valley that insists only handmade items may be sold!  Pass the word .. VENDORS ARE NEEDED!  Mary is recruiting people to take flyers to other parks.
   Cancer Chair Dianna Bruce spoke about Feb 14 Tea.  She thanked all for past support.  160 pillows & cases, 100 boo boo dolls & 126 quilts were taken to Edinburg Children's Hospital last Friday. Catherine Gibbs has quilt blocks if you'd like to help with next season's quilt.  Donated toys may be left at Dianna's #146 or Sharon Barksdale's #69 before this Friday.  A thank you note from Stephanie Rodriguez, Children's Advocate was read.
  It was announced George & Sharyl Krantz have already volunteered for 2018 Thanksgiving dinner.  Thanks!!

GAME RESULTS  - Place scores, winner names, complete info on dates & name of game in plastic container back of Friendship Hall.  WRITE LEGIBLY!
BOWLING –  Dec. 15 – Pins & Cues
 High Series & High Game – Mary Lou Sirovy              370/153   
BRIDGE – Dec. 12 - 1st – Dolores Mason   2710
2nd – Dick Gibson   2650
Dec. 14 - 1st – Catherine Donovan   3330
2nd – Jim Goodwin   2980
Dec. 16 - 1st – Dolores Mason   3730
2nd – Dick Gibson   2790
CANASTA –  Table of 4 –
 Dec. 11 – Judy Greenlee, Fran Hryniw                 30395
 Dec. 13 – Judy Shively, Patty Lamp 31284
 Dec. 15 – Darlene Bryant, Judy Greenlee 30645
Table of 6 -
DOMINOES – Mexican Train – Dec. 12 – Virginia Baker, Darlene Bryant, Mary Lou Sirovy, Ron Baker, Donna Gabbert, Verna Fischer, Catherine Donovan  Dec. 17 – Darlene Bryant, Ann Johnson, Virginia Baker, Dick Topel, Laurie Walter, Ed Marcukaitis, Ron Baker, Fran Hryniw
DUMMY RUMMY – Dec. 16 -
 1st – Darlene Bryant 174 2nd – Lyle Stamp   178
 3rd – Darlene  Bovenmyer 206 4th – Tom Benson     213
EUCHRE – Dec. 12 - 1st (tie) Ann Baker, Al Kruckman     42
     2nd – Del Telfor     39
GOLF –
 Executive – Dec. 8 – CANCELLED..BAD WEATHER AGAIN!
 Monte Cristo – Dec. 14 – “some” folks golf no matter what !!
   1st - Henry Hryniw    74        2nd - Ken DeViers       88
HAND & FOOT – Dec. 13 -
 Nancy Gonnerman, Maud Fisher, Catherine Donovan 17625
PINOCHLE – Single Deck – Dec. 16 -
  1st – Margaret Davis     454
 2nd (tie) – Maud Fisher, Jewel Kruckman     453
TIC – Dec. 13 – No scores shown on sheet received
 1st – Rex Rexroad 2nd – Virginia Baker
 3rd – Sandy Lenius 4th – Clarence Moore

Editor saw this in Parade magazine & felt it worth printing.
8 Ways to a Happier Holiday
1...Get in touch.  When you need to calm down, rest your hand on your stomach or your heart to draw your focus down, away from your head & its litany of thoughts, into your body where you're always in the present moment, where your inner wisdom resides. Kate Hanley says, “It's a small movement with big results...it helps you use your whole being to handle whatever stress is at your door.”
2...Gaze at the stars.  Sit in a still, dark, quiet area outside, observe the sky.  For an extra special show, check out the meteor shower that will peak evening of Dec. 21.
3...Fly above it all.  Sit & close your eyes.  Imagine you're a bird flying high in the sky.  All around you is space & freedom.  Swoop, glide on the currents of cool air high up & away from it all.  Take deep breaths, feel yourself relax.
4...Get snowed in.  No snow here, so shake up a snow globe, watch the flakes settle.  It's playful & light, a metaphor for mindfulness.
5...Buy a ticket to happiness.  People who attend music events report high levels of overall life satisfaction.  The holidays inspire plenty of free musical events .. or just listen to music, it'll lift your mood, give you energy, reduce pain by as much as 20%.
6...Send stress down the drain.  (this was unbelievable to me!)  Fit in extra relaxation by taking a “contrast” shower.  Begin with a warm shower, gradually make it cooler until it's VERYcold.  End by making the water VERY warm.  “A 10 minute shower like this will relax your body, help change the focus of your mind from your problems,” says psychotherapist Jonathan Robinson.
7...Smile at a stranger.  Deborah K. Heisz, author of Live Happy, says “Even a simple act like letting another shopper have a parking spot triggers your brain to release the same rush of endorphins you feel when you get a gift.”
8...Banish the ghosts of holidays past.  Your brain is wired to scan for & remember adverse events.  Hanley says, “What was great for our evolution is now a root of stress & anxiety.  To help re-train your brain, dedicate time to reveling in good holiday memories.  Sit quietly, call up a happy moment, reliving it in the greatest detail, let good feelings soak into your cells.  It will help you appreciate the positive things you experience even more.”

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL ..
HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO!   mlb

Walking in a Winter wonderland

A Doggy Wonderland

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'? 
In the lane, snow is glistenin'. 
It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight, 
Marking up my winter wonderland. 

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. 
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants; 
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty! 
Marked up as my winter wonderland." 

In the meadow dad will build a snowman, 
following the classical design. 
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man, 
So all the world will know it's 
mine-mine-mine! 

Straight from me to the fencepost, 
flows my natural incense boast; 
"Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth, 
I mark it as my winter wonderland. 


The Devil made me print this

December 11th

I need pictures of your activities to put in our new park directory...2017-2018 events, such as last Easter, the Sock Hop, Halloween, Pizza Party, Chicken on the grill, Line Dancing, Dance, Shuffling, Bingo, any card games with a good photo, if I don't get pictures we will just have a park album with just the residents pictures. I need a cover picture, any ideas? Help Help

Newsletter
Some folks have indicated they will provide donuts/rolls  at Monday meetings.  If you have a special anniversary/birthday or just wish to do this, feel free to indicate it.  This morning we thank Jim & Alice Moeller for providing donuts/rolls.  Thanks to Edith Anderson for serving them.
  Nancy Gonnerman takes blood pressure readings behind the stage at 9 a.m. prior to Monday meetings.

RVE CLUB MEETING – Chair Craig Daves called meeting to order.  Bev Telfor led “Pledge to the Flag” &  singing  of “God Bless America”.  Meeting closed with singing of club song, ”We Love Our Valley Home”.
 Accompanist –  Jan Delashmit
 Invocation – Sharon Barksdale “Let's all have a wonderful Christmas together” followed by prayer.
 Secretary Report – Dana Daves
 Treasurer Report – Jim Moeller
We welcomed new arrivals .. those returning from their homes up north .. or those moving into RVE as new residents.

   MANAGEMENT REPORT – Asst. manager Ken Barnhart said
we should make note that big dumpster has been moved to back fence due to bat problem.  An additional dumpster will be available soon.  Workers have completed landscape by front gate entrance and the new lighted sign will be up soon.  Ken said Chuck Gonnerman is working on a couple of fishing trips on the Osprey .. more info may be obtained from him.  Website for park is riovalleyestates.com
   Donna Gabbert keeps us informed year-round with a blog.  Go to www.donnasramblingsatrve.blogspot.com.
  Club website by Judi DeKoning is RVEWTC.com .. for “members only”, the password is riovalley.
   Treasurer Jim Moeller's report was approved.  He added our Sam's Club card has expired & we will get replacement in Sandy Novak's name.  Properties chair Larry Pavlis along with Jerry McIninch talked about the issues with double oven in kitchen.  It is 17 yrs. old and parts hard to come by.  Most of our cooking is done in roasters.  They searched for replacement at Stevenson's in McAllen & Lowe's in Weslaco.  We approved purchase of the Frigidaire oven at Lowe's, would be $1254 which includes Veteran's discount of 10%.  This will be delivered after Christmas so as not to interfere with Christmas Day dinner.  Lowe's will haul old oven away. The board will ask owner Walt Piper if he might contribute half the cost.  Jim remarked, “If you want an entertaining afternoon, go shopping with Jim & Jerry!”  Board Members--  Properties – Ron Zoeller, Jerry McAninch, Larry Pavlis;  Finance – Sandy Novak, Sally Hejlik, Jim Moeller.
   Helen Curtis asks we call her, 603-674-3869, if we know of someone needing card due to illness/death in family.  You will find cards to sign in office area. If you call Helen & leave message, leave name.  She will not return your call if she doesn't know who left message.  Cards are up for Mary Nelson, knee surgery; Dean & Millie Ricke, sympathy on passing of her sister.
   Entertainment chair Brock Laing &👫 wife Adrianne have returned!  Brock said they left Canada NO SNOW until Kingsville!  He urges all to attend the great Christmas show on Dec. 22, 7 p.m.  $3 pp will go to the school providing children's choir.  These kids will entertain the first half of the evening.  After that Brock will lead second half of show.  He said, “If you would like to do a reading or 'whatever', see me by next Monday, Dec. 18.”  We decided to have park Christmas caroling that evening.   Cookies needed for the children (and us too?).  Even with a couple of cancellations for Friday night shows, a wonderful schedule is being completed.  See back board for dates.
   Our 1st dance is Jan. 8, 7-9:30 p.m. with Roger Kenaston Band according to dance chair Craig Daves.  Most dances are $6 pp except for one later in season.  Dance committee thanks all who have volunteered to help at dances.  They have the help list complete.
Craig said “We are ready to roll!”
   Still looking for volunteers to serve Sat. breakfasts in January.
  George & Sharyl Krantz have agreed to chair Christmas Day Dinner.  See  sign up sheets for volunteers to assist.  Those planning to attend need to sign up so they know how much ham to purchase.

Upcoming Dates to Remember:
Dec, 12 – Amigos final planning meeting, 1:30 p.m., Donna Methodist Church
Dec. 13 – Park Pizza Party, Peter Piper Pizza, 11:30 a.m.
Dec. 14 – Men's Party, 3 p.m., $3 pp, Joyce Amos chairs .. see information on 2nd page
Dec. 25 – Christmas Dinner (no club meeting or newsletter)
Dec. 31 – New Year's Eve party in Friendship Hall (more on this next week)
Jan. 1 – New Year's Day (no club meeting or newsletter)


   Irene Quail has put out boxes for donations of non-perishable items to be given as Christmas gifts to park workers Roberto & Jesse.  We approved total of $350 for managers, assistant managers, Roberto & Jesse.  If you prefer to give money for Roberto & Jesse,  drop $$ off to Irene at #49 & she will include in a card.  Since Christmas & New Years fall on Mondays, there will not be park club meetings Dec. 25 & Jan. 1.  Boxes & monies will be presented at the Dec. 18th  meeting.
   Dave Johnson has park directories, $1.50 ea.  Purchase from Dave at #93 or Vicki in office. 
  Activity Calendars for the 2017-18 season are posted.  Let Judi DeKoning #67 know of additions or changes.
   Notify news editor Mary Lou #103 if aware of changes in chairpersons/times of activities...written notes help.
   Park Breakfast is enjoyed at Fiesta Tex-Mex on Thursdays, 8 a.m.  All are welcome.
   Gordon Amos has stepped up to chair Friday Executive Golf.  Golfers meet at big hall at 10 a.m. to draw for tee time.  (change from 10:30 previous drawing time).
   Are any ladies interested in Pool both 9-ball & 8-ball?  Practice is Tuesdays 1 p.m.   Janie Maxwell chairs.
  Like to Bowl?  RVE bowls every Friday at 11 a.m. with sister park Ranchero Village.  Mary Lou Sirovy chairs.
   Mark Wieners invites Euchre players to come on Tuesday nights as more players are needed.
  Note Pinochle on Saturday nights is played behind stage.
  Judy Shively has resigned as chair of ROPA Style Show.  Pat Printy is the new chair.
  This Wed., Dec. 13, is our first Park Pizza Party at Peter Piper Pizza, 11:30 a.m.  Chair Dean Ricke says it's a $7.35 buffet.  Bring your Peter Piper cup for free pop.  He has coupons.. buy 9 buffets, 10th is free!  Ice cream and prizes. All are welcome to enjoy on 2nd & 4th Wednesday of each month through April.
   Sue Barnhart announces there will not be GRILLING at Happy Hour this Wednesday, the 13th.  Happy Hour will still be held.  Bring food & choice of beverage, meet about 4, plan to eat 4:30 or shortly after.  All welcome.
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Story About a Pirate ..
  A pirate was sitting in a bar when the bartender asked him, “What about your wooden leg?  You didn't have that before.”
  Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.”
  The bartender replied, “Well, okay, but what about that hook?  What happened to your hand?”
  The pirate explained, “We were in another battle.  I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.  My hand was cut off.  I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really...”
  “What about that eye patch?”
  “Oh,” said the pirate. “One day we were at sea, & a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, one of them pooped in my eye.”
  “You're kidding,” said the bartender.  “You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop.”
  “Well, it was my first day with the hook”

   Thanks from Joyce Amos to all who attended & helped with the Wine & Cheese Party last Thursday.
   RVE men will be interested in the Dec. 14  3 p.m. get together, chaired by Joyce Amos.  Men should bring a cocktail glass in gift bag to exchange & drink of choice.  Cost is $3 pp. Bottles will be marked with your name so you will be able to take unused beverage home with you.
   A New Year's Eve party will be held this year according to committee member Marlene Prohaska.
   Get your pictures taken for the RVE Park Directory.  See Joyce Amos for reserved date/time.  Pictures are being taken today from 9:00 to 4:00, also Tuesday & Wednesday this week.  The back card room is needed for pics on Jan. 8 & 9.  Be sure to fill out the paper given to you when you made appointment.  Bring paper with you at time of appointment.   If you want to order a directory, cost is $15.  You don't have to order.  No free picture this year.  If you want to purchase a CD with all your pictures, it's $25 & you may print your own.  If you would rather purchase from Creative Images, there is a $20 service charge.  Prices are reasonable .. 8x10 $3, 5x7 $1.50, 4x6 $.75, wallets 2 for $.75.   Donna Gabbert is looking for pics of various activities to be included in the directory.  If you have ANY from park activities, games and special parties, get them to her at #270.
   Analisa Turunen tells us a program is available at Knapp Hospital for those who do not or cannot afford health insurance.  There is group there to assist you.
   Chair Craig Daves said there are many nice Christmas lights & decorations at Rio Valley Estates.  He encouraged everyone to take a drive through after dark.
Looking ahead to 2018 ..
   There is a sheet posted in back of big hall for anyone interested in CPR & defibrillator class.  This will be scheduled in January when Bruce & Billie Wells return.  Sheet is “interest only” sheet.
   Dana Daves has finalized the bus tour to King Ranch on Jan. 23,  Bus is filled & Dana is out collecting the $69 pp cost.  Bus will leave RVE 8-8:30 a.m., return about 6 p.m.  Cost includes lunch. 
   Mary Norby at #179 chairs our Feb. 8 Craft Sale.  It is the ONLY one in The Valley that insists only handmade items may be sold!  Pass the word .. vendors are needed.
   Reporting for Cancer Drive Chair Dianna Bruce, Sharon Barksdale announced the committee plans a tea party & quilt raffle February 14.  Pillows with cases, boo-boo dolls are being made by residents.  Catherine Gibbs has quilt blocks if you'd like to help.  A toy drive is also in the works.  Drop items off at Dianna's  #146 or Sharon's #69.  Next Monday raffle tickets will be sold at Monday meeting.
GAME RESULTS  - Place scores, winner names, complete info on dates & name of game in plastic container back of Friendship Hall.  WRITE LEGIBLY!
BOWLING – Dec. 8 -
 Men's High Game/Series – Ed Marcukaitis –              161/399
 Women's High Game – Mary Lou Sirovy    147
 Women's High Series – Laurie Walter    415           
BRIDGE – Dec. 5 - 1st – Dick Gibson   2770
2nd – Margaret Davis   2550
    Dec. 7 - 1st – Dolores Mason   3200
2nd – Dick Gibson   3190
    Dec. 9 - 1st – Dick Gibson   3030
2nd – Mary Jean Steward   2980
CANASTA –  Table of 4 –
 Dec. 4 – Mary Jean Steward, Janean Geer 31500
 Dec. 6 – Fran Hryniw, Patty Lamp 30630
 Dec. 8 – Mitzi Hutchinson, Jean Stamp 29645
Table of 6 -  Dec. 8 – Judy Greenlee, Mary Jean Steward,
Jeanie Burkinshaw 35805
DOMINOES – Mexican Train – Dec. 5 – Beverly Talley, Ron Baker, Chuck Gonnerman, Marge Reishus, Mary Lou Benson, Virginia Baker, Fran Hryniw, Darlene Bryant, Patti Lamp, Maud Fisher       Dec. 10 – Mary Lou Sirovy, Donna Gabbert, Patty Lamp, Judy Greenlee, Al Swanson, Marge Reishus, Laurie Walter, Darlene Bryant, Ron Baker, Adrienne Laing, Chuck Gonnerman
DUMMY RUMMY – Dec. 9 -
 1st – Marlene Prohaska 247 2nd -Sandy Lenius      251
 3rd – Ron Baker 281 4th – Marge Rexroad 285
EUCHRE – Dec. 5 -
 High – Del Telfor 38 2nd – Mark Wieners        36
GOLF –
 Executive – Dec. 1 – CANCELLED DUE TO SNOWSTORM !!
PINOCHLE – Single Deck – Dec. 9 -
 1st – Margaret Davis 562 2nd – Ed Hover        489
TIC – Dec. 6 -
 1st – Patty Lamp 124 2nd – Wayne Carter      155
 Tie for 3rd & 4th – Stan Floyd & Darlene Bryant        163

OKAY .. get serious just once!
The past cannot be changed.
Opinions don't define your reality.
Everyone's journey is different.
Things always get better with time.
Judgments are a confession of character.
Overthinking will lead to sadness.
Happiness is found within.
Positive thoughts create positive things.
Smiles are contagious.
Kindness is free.
You only fail if you quit.
What goes around, comes around.

Jan. 1 – New Year's Day (no club meeting or newsletter)

December 4th

Rio Valley News...Rio Valley Estates Mobile Home/RV Resort, 715 N. Westgate Dr.,Weslaco, TX
Volume 46  NO.  5 Date:  December 4, 2017          78596            SUNDAY                                                                                                                                                                                                         
 8:30 Church-Nov.–March– Dr. Tom Cassidy (communion last Sunday of the month)
 2:30  Ice Cream                      not yet                      
 3:00-4:00  Hymn Sing                              not yet
 4:00-1st Sun. of Month – Karaoke    Oct.-March   Bev Telfor
 7:00   M.T.Dominoes                   Dick Topel
MONDAY
 8:30 (tee time) Golf   Monte Cristo 
 9:00Coffee/Donuts       Provided by Craig & Dana Daves today
 9:15  Blood Pressure (behind stage)   Nancy Gonnerman
 9:30  Club Meeting                    December & January
          Chairperson                         Craig Daves
          Vice-Chairperson              Sharon Sprague
           Secretary                             Dana Daves
           Treasurer                           Jim Moeller
10:30  Senior Yoga                     Janie Maxwell
  1:00   Canasta               Fran Hryniw & Donna Gabbert               
  1:00   Bean Bags                                 
  1:00   Darts
  6:30   Fifty Six                 
  7:00   Thirty one                            Judy Shively
  7:00-9:30   Dance        Beginning Jan. 8, Roger Kenaston Band   
TUESDAY-FRIDAY-
  7:25     Regular Exercise    8:00 Walking Exercise
MONDAY-SATURDAY
 7:30    Aqua Exercise                  Sharon Sprague
TUESDAY
 9:00    15 cent Shuffling              Dave Johnson
 9:30    Line Dancing                       Bev Talley
 9:30    Charity Quilting             Marge Rexroad
10:30   Senior Yoga        Janie Maxwell
 1:00    Ladies 8-Ball Pool            Janie Maxwell
 1:00    Bridge          Dick Gibson
 1:00    Regular Dominoes   ..Learners welcome..  Chris Stephens
 7:00    M T Dominoes                   Dick Topel
 7:00    Euchre (gather at 6:45)     Mark Wieners
WEDNESDAY
 9:00   Mixed Shuffling                  Dave Johnson
 9:00   Bridge Lessons           Dick Gibson             
 9:13  (1st tee time) Golf, Tierra Santa
11:30  Pizza Party (2nd & 4th week)  Rickes & Goodwins
 1:00   Bean Bag                     
 1:00   Canasta                                   Fran Hryniw                   
 4:00  Happy Hour           Bring choice of beverage & food to share       
 6:20   Tic (draw for # at 6:15)      Sharon Sprague
 7:00   Cribbage                        David & June Clement
 7:00   Hand and foot (starts this week)   Judy Shively                 
THURSDAY
  9:30   Line Dancing                    Beverly Talley
10:30   Senior Yoga        Janie Maxwell
  1:00    Bridge         Dick Gibson
  7:00    Pitch (draw for # at 6:30)
  7:00    Free Movie                 not yet
FRIDAY
  9:00    Shuffling                          Dave Johnson           
  9:15    Bowling, Pins & Cues    Mary Lou Sirovy
  9:30    Bible Study          not yet
12:30    Golf at Executive  (sign up 10:00 a.m.)   Gordon Amos
  1:00    Canasta                              Fran Hryniw                   
  5:00    Pot Luck    not yet      Bruce & Billie Wells chair
  7:00    Entertainment         Beginning Jan. 5 with “Goldwing”
SATURDAY    
 7:00-8:30 Breakfast                     Volunteers ??
 9:00     Dummy Rummy      LeRoy Larson, Del Telfor         
 9:30     Choir Practice         
 1:00     Bridge         Dick Gibson
 7:00     Bingo       Catherine Gibbs
 7:00    Single Deck Pinochle    Ray/Margaret Davis
 7:00     Texas Hold'um

 Hats & ;shirts with logo are available for purchase at office.
  If you'd like a park badge with park logo,
Donna Gabbert makes these!!!

Thanks to Craig and Dana Daves for providing donuts today.
   Some folks have indicated they will provide donuts at future meetings.  If you have a special anniversary/birthday and would like to do the same, feel free to indicate this.
Remember, Nancy Gonnerman is taking blood pressure readings behind the stage at 9 a.m. prior to Monday meetings.

RVE CLUB MEETING – Chair Craig Daves called meeting to order.  Bev Telfor led “Pledge to the Flag” & singing  of “God Bless America”.  Meeting closed with singing of club song, ”We Love Our Valley Home”.
 Accompanist –  Jan Delashmit
 Invocation – Craig Daves – “Hope” followed by prayer
 Secretary Report – Dana Daves
 Treasurer Report – Jim Moeller
We welcomed new arrivals .. those returning from their homes up north .. or those moving into RVE as new residents.  A special welcome to Rachel who has moved into #91.
   MANAGEMENT REPORT – Asst. manager Ken Barnhart said we should ignore the nasty rumor that our park would no longer be for 55  over.....a new gate sign will be up soon.  We are reminded to turn on golf cart lights when driving after dark.  We are encouraged to use the new parking lot provided for golf carts to the north of Friendship Hall as this helps with traffic.  Ken noted some pets are on special diets so we should not throw out treats unless checking with pet owner first.  Website for park is riovalleyestates.com
   Donna Gabbert keeps us informed year-round with a blog.  Go to www.donnasramblingsatrve.blogspot.com.
  Club website by Judi DeKoning is RVEWTC.com .. for “members only”, the password is riovalley.
   Treasurer Jim Moeller reported, approved.  Properties chair Larry Pavlis said Nativity Scene would be set up today.  If you move tables, etc. for activity, please put back where you found the items.  Green dots on wall line up with tables.
Board Members--  Properties – Ron Zoeller, Jerry McAninch, Larry Pavlis;  Finance – Sandy Novak, Sally Hejlik, Jim Moeller.
   Helen Curtis asks we call her, 603-674-3869, if we know of someone needing card due to illness/death in family.  You will find cards to sign in office area. If you call Helen & leave message, leave name.  She will not return your call if she doesn't know who left message. A card is up today to express sympathy to manager Bob & Vickie on the loss of their dog.
   Our 1st dance is Jan. 8, 7-9:30 p.m. with Roger Kenaston Band according to dance chair Craig Daves.  Most dances are $6 pp except for one later in season.  Dance committee thanks all who have volunteered to help at dances.  They have the help list complete.
   Rex Rexroad assisting entertainment chair Brock Laing reported a cancellation for the  March 2 show.  The Park Christmas Show on Dec. 22 will be a group of 75+ elementary age kids from Donna entertaining first half of program. Some heard them sing at Golden Corral on Vet's Day.  We need cookies & candy for them (and us?)  Cost of $3 pp will be given to the school.  School will provide portable bleachers for the children.  If any residents have hopes of being famous, they may wish to entertain the final half of the program.  Sharon Barksdale moved club spend $150 for candy/gifts to be given to the children.  This was approved.
  George & Sharyl Krantz have agreed to chair Christmas Day Dinner.  We thank them!  They will be putting up sign up sheets for volunteers to assist.  Those planning to attend need to sign up as well so they know how much ham to purchase.

Upcoming Dates to Remember:
Dec. 7 – Ladies' Wine &Cheese Party, 3 p.m. $3 pp, Joyce Amos chairs .. see information on 2nd page
Dec. 10 – RGV Concert Band Christmas Concert, 3 p.m. (see poster in card room for more info & location)..”almost free”
Dec, 12 – Amigos final planning meeting, 1:30 p.m., Donna Methodist Church
Dec. 13 – Park Pizza Party, Peter Piper Pizza, 11:30 a.m.
Dec. 14 – Men's Party, 3 p.m., $3 pp, Joyce Amos chairs .. see information on 2nd page

   As in the past, Irene Quail is setting out large boxes for donations of non-perishable items to be given to park workers Roberto & Jesse as Christmas gifts.  If you prefer to give money, you may drop $$ off to her at #49.
  THANK YOU to the ladies who decorate our hall for the various seasons/holidays of the year .. Dianna Bruce and Catherine Gibbs.  We have a hall that always looks great!
   A note from Clear Design Hearing Aids was received by our chair as they would like to come talk AFTER a morning meeting.  There was not enough interest in this.
   Dave Johnson has park directories, $1.50 ea.  Purchase from Dave at #93 or Vicki in office. 
  Activity Calendars for the 2017-18 season are posted.  Let Judi DeKoning #67 know of additions or changes.
   Notify news editor Mary Lou #103 if aware of changes in chairpersons/times of activities...written notes help.
    Since news editor will be hosting family from up north on next Monday, Dec. 11, would someone volunteer to take newsletter to the printer?  Contact Mary Lou at 103.
   Sunday Church has begun with Dr. Tom Cassidy our pastor.  Time is 8:30 a.m. Bible Study on Fridays not yet.
  Senior Yoga is held Mondays after meeting, Tuesdays & Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. with Janie Maxwell leader.
  Line Dance lessons are with Beverly Talley at 9:30 each Tuesday and Thursday morning.
   Park Breakfast is enjoyed at Fiesta Tex-Mex on Thursdays, 8 a.m.  All are welcome.
   Gordon Amos has stepped up to chair Friday Executive Golf.  Golfers meet at big hall at 10 a.m. to draw for tee time.  (change from 10:30 previous drawing time).
   Judy Shively chairs both 31 on Mondays & Hand & Foot on Wednesdays (starts this week).
  Euchre starts this Tuesday, 7 p.m.  Be there by 6:45 in card room behind big hall.  All come, says chair Mark Wieners #415.
   Do we have ladies interested in Pool both 9-ball & 8-ball league?  Come to practice on Tuesdays 1 p.m. Janie Maxwell is chair.
   Sue Barnhart announced there will not be GRILLING at Happy Hour Dec. 13.  Happy Hour will still be held.  Bring food & choice of beverage, meet about 4, plan to eat 4:30 or shortly after.  Everyone is welcome.
  Next Wed., Dec. 13, will be our first Park Pizza Party at Peter Piper Pizza, 11:30 a.m.  Chair Dean Ricke says it's a $7.35 buffet with free pop & ice cream.  He has coupons.. 9 buffets, 10th is free!  All are welcome it's enjoyed the 2nd & 4th Wednesday of each month Dec. through April.
   For those who like Big Band sound, Del Hickey plays in jam at Palm Shadows on Fridays.  He has put up a poster in card room about the RGV Concert Band Concert to be held Sunday, Dec. 10, 3 p.m. (location listed there).
   We approved donations of $200 each to Amigos de los Ninos Christmas Day Party in Nuevo Progreso and Weslaco Police Dept. Toy Drive.
   Joyce Amos invites RVE ladies to the Wine & Cheese Party in Friendship Hall Thursday, Dec. 7, 3 p.m.  Bring a bottle of your favorite wine or non-alcoholic beverage & a wine glass in a bag to exchange, cost is $3 pp.  All ladies should plan to attend!
   RVE men will be interested in the Dec. 14  3 p.m. get together, also chaired by Joyce.  Men should bring a cocktail glass in gift bag to exchange & drink of choice.  Cost is $3 pp. Bottles will be marked with your name so you will be able to take unused beverage home with you.

“Count your life by smiles, not tears.
Count your age by friends, not years.
Remember we do not quit playing because we grow old.
We grow old because we quit playing.” - Anonymous

    Dana Daves is finalizing the bus tour to the King Ranch & Museum on Jan. 23, only 1 seat left.  Cost is $69 pp. Bus will leave RVE 8 - 8:30 a.m., return about 6 p.m.  Cost includes lunch.  If  you indicated interest in the tour & cannot go, please cross off your name on sign up sheet. As soon as bus calls Dana, she'll be collecting the $$.
   Mary Norby at #179 chairs our Feb. 8 Craft Sale.  It is the ONLY one in The Valley that insists only handmade items may be sold!  Pass the word .. vendors are needed.
   Get your pictures taken for the RVE Park Directory.  You may contact Joyce Amos for reserved date/time on Dec. 11, 12 & 13.  More pics will be taken in January.  If you want to order a directory, cost is $15.  You don't have to order.  No free picture this year.  If you want to purchase a CD with all your pictures, it's $25 & you may print your own.  If you would rather purchase from Creative Images, there is a $20 service charge.  Prices are reasonable .. 8x10 $3, 5x7 $1.50, 4x6 $.75, wallets 2 for $.75.
  Janean Geer,#10, showed a quilt she made after going to Llano Grande Quilt Show.  It is a “mystery quilt”.  Janean has pattern.  If interested, contact her.  She would give class.  Cost is $5 for the pattern.

GAME RESULTS  - Place scores, winner names, complete info on dates & name of game in plastic container back of Friendship Hall.  WRITE LEGIBLY!
BRIDGE – Nov. 28 - 1st – Catherine Donovan   3620
                2nd – Dolores Mason   3110
    Nov. 30 - 1st – Maud Fisher   2770
2nd – Catherine Donovan   2680
    Dec. 2 - 1st – Dick Gibson   2910
2nd – Maud Fisher   2680
CANASTA –  Table of 4 –
 Nov. 29 – Mitze Hutchinson, Patty Lamp Score?
 Dec. 1 – Margie Rexroad, Darlene Bryant 26510
         Table of 6 -
 Nov. 27 – Mary Jean Steward, Margie Rexroad,
Fran Hryniw 37880
 CRIBBAGE – Nov. 29 – Sharon Kaiser    724
DOMINOES – Mexican Train – Nov. 28 – Fran Hryniw, Grace Thornton, Mary Lou Benson, Al Swanson, Wayne Carter, Janie Maxwell, Ed Marcukaitis   Dec. 3 – Grace Thornton, Ann Johnson, Ron Baker, Catherine Donovan, Red Tyler, Virginia Baker, Fran Hryniw, Donna Gabbert, Janie Maxwell, Ed Marcukaitis, Judy Greenlee
DUMMY RUMMY – Dec. 2 -
 1st – Al Lenius 196 2nd – LeRoy Larson   219
 3rd – Del Telfor 231 4th – Rex Rexroad      266
GOLF –
 Tierra Santa Golf Resort - Nov. 29 -
   1st – Henry Hryniw 79 2nd – Craig Daves       85
 Tierra Del Sol Golf Club – Nov. 30 -
   1st – Claud Stevens 77 2nd – Henry Hryniw    80
 Executive – Dec. 1 -
   Men's Low – Tom Benson       32
2nd – (tie) – Jim Moeller, Bob Blank       35
   Ladies' Low – Brenda Smith       37

PINOCHLE – Single Deck – Dec. 2 -
 1st – Dick Gibson 494 2nd – Margaret Davis 490
SHUFFLING – Nov. 29 – LeRoy Larson, Mike Oster  Dec. 1 – Leroy Larson, Jim Moeller
TIC – Nov. 29 -
 1st – Sandy Lenius 145    2nd – Mary Jean Steward 163
 3rd – Robert Lingle 176 4th – Leroy Larson      192
     Marlene Prohaska scored 408

Here's a few quotes that may make you smile ..
“Watching a person who successfully loses 50 pounds
and changes his or her life is more inspirational than listening to a fitness coach with a perfect body.”
Martin Meadows, How to Think Bigger, Aim Higher
“As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian
in grade school.  I actually believed all those books
belonged to her.” – Erma Bombeck
“I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.” --Winston Churchill
“When you pray be careful of how you respond to what you get.  I read that if you pray for rain .. don't complain about the mud!” - Words of Wisdom, Words of Faith
“Make allowances for your friends' imperfections as readily as you do for your own.” - Life's Little Instruction Book
“Age is an issue of mind over matter.  If you don't mind,
it doesn't matter.” - Mark Twain
“A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.” - Irish saying
“Yesterday, I forgot how a friend hurt my feelings.  Today, I forgot what I did to make him mad.” - Perks of Aging

November 27th newsletter

 Hats and shirts with logo are available for purchase at office.
  If you'd like a park badge with park logo,
Donna Gabbert makes these!!!

WEAR YOUR PARK BADGES .. HELPS US
REMEMBER YOUR NAME !!

RVE CLUB MEETING – Chair Darlene Bryant called meeting to order.  Bev Telfor led “Pledge to the Flag” and  singing  of “God Bless America”.  Meeting closed with singing of club song, ”We Love Our Valley Home”.
 Accompanist –  Jan Delashmit
 Invocation – Mary Norby – “Native American Prayer” followed “The Lord's Prayer” prayed together
 Secretary Report – Maxine Topel
 Treasurer Report – Jim Moeller

   MANAGEMENT REPORT – Asst. manager Ken Barnhart reported a couple good meetings were held with park owners who will be updating rules of the park.
NO RENT INCREASE FOR 2018!!
We still have issues with the internet, hope to solve these problems.  Website for park is riovalleyestates.com
   Donna Gabbert keeps us informed year-round with a blog.  Go to www.donnasramblingsatrve.blogspot.com.
  Club website by Judi DeKoning is RVEWTC.com .. for “members only”, the password is riovalley.
   Treasurer Jim Moeller reported, approved.  Properties chair Larry Pavlis had no report.  Board Members--  Properties – Ron Zoeller, Jerry McAninch, Larry Pavlis;  Finance – Sandy Novak, Sally Hejlik, Jim Moeller.
   Helen Curtis asks we call her, 603-674-3869, if we know of someone needing card due to illness/death in family.  Sign cards in office area. If you call Helen & leave message, leave name.  She will not return your call if she doesn't know who left the message.  In Helen's absence, Bev Telfor is in charge of cards.  You can reach her at #208 or 956-532-6033.  It was reported Dave Origer had heart bypass.
   Our 1st dance is Jan. 8, 7-9:30 p.m. with Roger Kenaston Band according to dance chair Craig Daves.  Sign up to volunteer if you will help with ticket sales, popcorn, 50-50.  Most dances are $6 pp except for one later in season.
   Craig Daves said they attended a “big band” jam session in the Valley this past week where Del Hickey played.  He said if you like good music, go to one of these!
   Rex Rexroad tells us park Christmas Show is  Friday, Dec. 22 .. no report given on that.  Park folks will perform last part of the evening.

  LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS – Will someone chair Saturday morning breakfasts in December?

  George/Sharyl Krantz & Chuck/Nancy Gonnerman chaired Thanksgiving Dinner.   It was awesome .. no need to worry if this would turn out successfully.

George and Sharyl Krantz have agreed to chair Christmas Day Dinner.  We thank them!!
They will be looking for others to assist ..

Upcoming Dates to Remember:
Nov. 28 – Amigos de los Ninos 2nd planning meeting,
1:30 p.m., Donna Methodist Church .. all welcome.
Nov. 30 – Park Breakfast, Fiesta Tex-Mex, 8 a.m. All are welcome to come!!
Dec. 1 – Patio Sale, 8 a.m. to noon
Dec. 7 – Wine and Cheese Party, 3 p.m. $3 pp, Joyce Amos chairs .. see information on 2nd page
Dec, 12 – Amigos final planning meeting, 1:30 p.m., Donna Methodist Church
Dec. 14 – Men's Party, 3 p.m., $3 pp, Joyce Amos chairs .. see information on 2nd page

  We held ELECTION OF OFFICERS this morning.  Elected to serve as chairperson for Dec. & Jan. was Craig Daves with Sharon Sprague to serve as vice chairperson.
   As in the past, Irene Quail  is setting out large boxes for donations of non-perishable items to be given to park workers Roberto & Jesse as Christmas gifts.  If you prefer to give money, you may drop $$ off to her at #49.
   Dave Johnson has park directories, $1.50 ea.  Purchase from Dave at #93 or Vicki in office.
  Nancy Gonnerman #23 takes blood pressure readings prior to Monday meetings (behind stage).
  Activity Calendars for the 2017-18 season are posted.  Let Judi DeKoning #67 know of additions or changes.
    Notify news editor Mary Lou at #103 if aware of any changes in chairpersons/times of activities.  Signed written notes please.
   Sunday Church has begun with Dr. Tom Cassidy our pastor.  Time is 8:30 a.m. Bible Study on Fridays not yet.
   Thanks, John Norris, for a couple notes.  John has agreed to chair “31” card game on Monday evenings.  This begins 7 p.m., be there by 6:45 so they will know how many will be playing.  Bring 15 nickels.  John will be gone after this week until 2nd week in Jan., needs someone to take care of this during December.  If you are new or have not played “31”, come for lessons tonight 6 p.m. in card room.  John also says TIC Tournaments are held Wed. night, 6:20 (be there by 6:15 so tables can be set up).  Two games are played.  Each requires 11 nickels, 1 dime.  Bring add'l 3 dimes for tournament prize money.  Lessons on TIC the RVE way is Tuesday, 6 p.m. in card room.  Both games are a fun way to spend evening with friends .. bypass the junk that is on TV.
  Senior Yoga is held on Mondays after meeting plus Tuesdays & Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. with Janie Maxwell
leader.
  According to Beverly Talley--Line Dancing begins tomorrow, November 28, 9:30 a.m., then on Tuesdays & Thursdays each week.
   Park Breakfast is enjoyed at Fiesta Tex-Mex on Thursdays, 8 a.m.  All are welcome.
   Until regular Friday Executive Golf chair Dean Ricke arrives, Gordon Amos has stepped up to organize.  Golfers meet at big hall (or pool room if hall is busy) to draw for tee times, 10-10:30 a.m.

UPCOMING ACTIVITIES & EVENTS
   Are you sorting through your valuable items?  Get busy .. PATIO SALE is this Friday, Dec. 1.  That's when you put items in your front yard & sell them for fabulous prices so you will have $$$$$ for Christmas shopping.  Leave yourself time or have someone help you in your patio so you can walk or drive around the park & purchase items you cannot live without!
   Have you tried singing Karaoke?  Join friends the 1st Sunday every month at Bev/Del Telfor's #208 back patio, 4 p.m.  You can sing or listen!  Join the fun next Sunday, Dec. 3!
   Joyce Amos invites RVE ladies to a Wine & Cheese Party in Friendship Hall Thursday, Dec. 7, 3 p.m.  Bring a bottle of your favorite wine or non-alcoholic beverage & a wine glass in a bag to exchange, cost is $3 pp.  All ladies should plan to attend!  It's so much fun!
   RVE men will be interested in the Dec. 14 get together also chaired by Joyce.  Men should bring a cocktail glass in gift bag to exchange & drink of choice.  Cost is $3 pp.

LOOKING AHEAD TO 2018
   Remember the FUN we had when Dana & Craig Daves planned the cruise at SPI last season?  Well, they are at it again!  Dana has checked into going on a bus tour to the King Ranch & Museum.  January 23 has been finalized as  tour date, $69 pp.  55 people are needed to fill the bus which will leave RVE 8-8:30 a.m., return about 6 p.m.  Cost includes lunch.  If time permits a stop will be at seller's market & saddle ranch.   See sign up sheet.
  We discussed RVE doing a park pictorial directory.  Donna Gabbert will take appointments for Jan. 11, 12 & 13....needing 100 settings. There are no picture pkgs. offered. A portrait CD is the best way to go!  It is $25, directory is $15.  You may take the CD to Walmart, Walgreens, or download it on your computer to print out all the pictures you want.  There is NO free photo for participating or free directory with purchase order.
If you wish to purchase pictures from Created Images, there's a $20.00 service fee, but the pictures are so inexpensive so dont let that scare you off, For example a 8x10 is $3.00, 5x7's are $1.50 each and 4x6 is $.75. You will pay no more than that $44.00 pkg. that they offered 2 years ago.
   We thank Mary Norby at #179 for continuing to chair our Craft Sale.  Date is Feb. 8.  Our craft sale is the ONLY one in The Valley that insists only handmade items may be sold!  Pass the word .. vendors are needed.
   Safety & Godspeed to Robert & Mary Norby's son who is being deployed to the Middle East.
  Janean Geer at #10 showed a quilt she made after going to Quilt Show at Llano Grande last season.  It is a “mystery quilt” & Janean has pattern.  If interested, contact her.  She would give a class.  Cost would be $5 for the pattern.
   John Geer at #10 helped with Senior Olympics last season.  He announced a “no” vote of 12-3 at the committee meeting.  This means no Senior Olympics in The Valley this season.

“Don't  let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real.
I wake up every morning to drink a potion made from
magic beans that brings me back to life.”

Newsletter November 20

Newsletter Nov. 20th

RVE CLUB MEETING – Chair Darlene Bryant called meeting to order and gave invocation.  We recited “Pledge to the Flag” & sang “God Bless America”.  Meeting closed with singing of club song...”We Love Our Valley Home”.
 Accompanist –  Jan Delashmit
 Invocation –  Darlene Bryant  - “Thanksgiving Poem”
 Secretary Report – Maxine Topel
 Treasurer Report – Jim Moeller
  Welcome to Brenda Smith at #83 who hails from Canada.

   MANAGEMENT REPORT – Asst. manager Ken Barnhart gave report.  He spoke about a FRAUDULENT letter received by a resident stating they owed over $19,000.  When resident called phone # shown on letter, caller asked for social sec. # .. a red flag for sure.  Be on alert for these types of fraud by phone or mail.   Good news .. stray dogs & 10 puppies have gone to a good home, Jesse, RVE park employee.  A couple of situations arose this month with residents falling in their mobiles & not being found immediately.  We are urged to leave house key & up north contact # at the office.  The latest fall was Marie McClurg whose daughter drove all the way to RVE from Iowa when Marie didn't answer her phone, found her  on floor.  Marie had been there 3 days!  Let's help one another by giving our children or contact up north the office phone # or Bob's # or Ken's #.  We need some sort of system to check on folks & will see what can be worked out.  Be sure to leave a key at the office.  It should be noted our mobile OUTSIDE storm doors do not have key.  Website for park is riovalleyestates.com
   Donna Gabbert keeps us informed year-round with a blog.  Go to www.donnasramblingsatrve.blogspot.com.
  Club website by Judi DeKoning is RVEWTC.com .. for “members only”, the password is riovalley.
   Treasurer Jim Moeller reported, approved.  Properties chair Larry Pavlis said we may borrow long tables, but let committee know..and only use the older ones.  Board Members--  Properties – Ron Zoeller, Jerry McAninch, Larry Pavlis;  Finance – Sandy Novak, Sally Hejlik, Jim Moeller.
   Helen Curtis asks us to call her, 603-674-3869, if we know of someone needing a card due to illness/death in family.   Sign cards in office area.   This week cards are going to Stella Stevens on death of Charlie; Marie McClurg, hospital due to fall in mobile; Dave Origer, heart surgery (not an attack).  If you call Helen & leave a message, leave your name.  Helen will not return your call if she doesn't know who left the message.  In Helen's absence remainder of this week, Bev Telfor will be in charge of cards.  You can reach her at #208 or 956-532-6033.
   Our 1st dance is Jan. 8, 7-9:30 p.m. with Roger Kenaston Band according to dance chair Craig Daves.  Sign up to volunteer if you will help with ticket sales, popcorn, 50-50.  Most dances are $6 pp except for one later in season.
   Rex Rexroad is  helping entertainment chair Brock Laing.  A Christmas Show is  Friday, Dec. 22 (note CHANGE in date that was announced earlier) but have not been able to sign anyone up to perform for the first 45 minutes.  Park folks will entertain last part of the evening.  Friday entertainments begin on Jan. 5 with Goldwing.

  LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS – Will someone chair Sat. morning breakfasts in Nov. & Dec.?
  George/Sharyl Krantz & Chuck/Nancy Gonnerman chair Thanksgiving Day Dinner.    Thanks to them.  Tables will be set up Tuesday, 1 p.m.  You may bring table service Wed. at 10 a.m.  We'll eat at 1 p.m.  See sign up sheets on bulletin board in big hall to indicate what you will be bringing and if you can help.  Turkey provided, remainder is potluck.

Looking for chair for Christmas Day Dinner.

Upcoming Dates to Remember:
Nov. 23 – Thanksgiving Day Dinner, 1 p.m. -- Krantz & Gonnerman chair .. see sign up sheets in Friendship Hall
Dec. 1 – Patio Sale, 8 a.m. to noon
Dec. 7 – Wine & Cheese Party, 3 p.m. Joyce Amos chairs
Dec. 14 – Men's Party, 3 p.m., Joyce Amos chairs

ANNOUNCEMENTS OF IMPORTANCE ..
  We will hold ELECTION OF OFFICERS at next Monday meeting.  Nominated to serve as chairperson for December & January were Craig Daves & Sharon Sprague.  No nominees were heard to serve as vice chairperson.  Doesn't anyone want to be in charge of VICE in the park?!!! We decided whichever one of the above loses the election will become the vice chair.  :-)
   Dave Johnson has park directories at $1.50.  You can purchase from Dave at #93 or Vicki in office.  Read your directory.
  Nancy Gonnerman #23 is taking blood pressure readings prior to Monday meetings (behind stage).
   Editor Mary Lou Benson #103 sent info on activities open to the public to news media...including patio sales, dances, entertainment, craft sales,  Ropa show.  Does anyone have something she missed that needs to be advertised?  Give her a legible written note please.
   Activity Calendars for the 2017-18 season are posted.  Let Judi DeKoning #67 know of additions or changes.
    Newsletter editor (Mary Lou) at #103 appreciates you notifying her of changes in chairpersons and times of activities as well.  SIGNED written notes please.
   Sunday Church Services have begun with Dr. Tom Cassidy our pastor.  Time is 8:30 a.m.  Choir practice has begun .. anyone who likes to sing is welcome.
   Received a note .. Aqua Exercise is held at 7:30 a.m. daily with Sharon Sprague in charge.
  Senior Yoga is being held on Mondays after meeting plus Wednesday & Friday, 9:30 a.m.. with Dana Daves & Judi DeKoning leading.  When Janie Maxwell arrives, it will then revert to Monday, Tuesday & Thursday mornings.
   Craig Daves has contacted Rich Stubbs of the Weslaco Fire Dept. who last certified some RVE residents about 2 yrs. ago on CPR & use of park defibrillator.  Bruce Wells will return in January & anyone INTERESTED in the course may indicate so on sign-up sheet on back bulletin board.
   Marge Rexroad encourages anyone to help with Quilting Tuesdays at 9:30 a.m.  Come Nov. 21 .. don't need to be a quilter, you can tie quilts.
   Chris Stephens invites anyone wishing to learn to play Regular Dominoes to come to pool room at 1 p.m. on Tuesdays.
   Until regular Friday Executive Golf chair Dean Ricke arrives, Gordon Amos has stepped up to organize.  Golfers meet at big hall (or pool room if hall is busy) to draw for tee times, 10-10:30 a.m.
   A good turnout of residents (over 70) came for hog dogs at Happy Hour last Wednesday.   Due to Thanksgiving, no Happy Hour will be held this week.

UPCOMING ACTIVITIES & EVENTS
   Park Breakfast is at Fiesta Tex-Mex every Thursday at 8 a.m. (not this week due to Thanksgiving).

LOOKING AHEAD TO DECEMBER
   Are you beginning to sort through your valuable items?  Get busy .. PATIO SALE is Friday, Dec. 1.  That's when you put these items in the front yard and sell them for fabulous prices so you will have $$$$$ for your Christmas shopping.  Leave yourself time or have someone help you in your patio so you can walk or drive around the park & purchase items you cannot live without!
   Joyce Amos invites RVE ladies to the Wine & Cheese Party in Friendship Hall Thursday, Dec. 7, 3 p.m.  Bring a bottle of your favorite wine or non-alcoholic beverage & a wine glass in a bag to exchange.  Cost is $3 pp.  This is one of the best times at RVE park, so all ladies should plan to attend!   RVE men will be interested in Dec. 14 get together also chaired by Joyce.

   Remember these:  “Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.”  and “Good health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.” and “Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, drying of nothing.”

LOOKING AHEAD TO 2018
   Remember the FUN we had when Dana & Craig Daves planned the cruise at SPI last season?  Well, they are at it again!  Dana has checked into going on a bus tour to the King Ranch & Museum, probably in January (maybe 23rd or 30, or Feb. 27).  She's asking those INTERESTED to indicate on a sign up sheet so she doesn't get caught off-guard & needing more than one bus or date!  This is a $69 pp tour, lunch included; and if time permits a stop at seller's market & saddle ranch.  King Ranch is located in Kingsville, 2 hours away.

GAME RESULTS  - Place scores, winner names, complete info on dates & name of game in plastic container back of Friendship Hall.  WRITE LEGIBLY!

BRIDGE – Nov. 14 -
 1st – Dick Gibson            3620     2nd – Margaret Davis 2600
CANASTA – Table of 6 -
 Nov. 13 – Marge Rexroad, Margie Walker,
Judi DeKoning 34900
 Nov. 17 – Grace Thornton, Mary Jean Steward,
Marge Rexroad 40145
DOMINOES – Mexican Train –  Nov. 14 – Grace Thornton, Verna Fischer, Dick Topel    Nov. 19 – Darlene Bryant, Donna Gabbert, Laurie Walter, Fran Hryniw
DUMMY RUMMY – Nov. 18 -
 1st – Patti Lamp 279 2nd – Marge Rexroad 283
 3rd – Kimmy 308 4th – Nancy Argo     309
GOLF – Executive – I heard from a “reliable” source that Tom Benson had awesome round last Friday, but since he's too shy to tell his wife how awesome it was .. not printing in newsletter! :-)
PINOCHLE – Single Deck – Nov. 18 -
 1st – John Norris 457 2nd – Sandy Cerda    429
TIC – Nov. 15 -
 1st – Patti Lamp 103      2nd – Venita Lingle    172
 3rd – Leroy Larson 191      4th – Sandy Novak    201

Have some Canadian friends who I am HOPING will enjoy this joke.  It's about OLD GOATS!
  A group of Canadians was traveling by tour bus through Holland.  As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
  She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.  These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.
  She then asked, “What do you do in Canada with your old goats that aren't producing?”
  A spry old gentleman (don't think his name was Henry!) answered, “They send us on bus tours.”

WHY SENIORS CITIZENS BECOME CONFUSED:
Signs you might find posted ..
  In a grocery store .. “Open 9 days a week.”
  In a mall maintenance shop .. “We can repair anything.  Please knock hard on the door as the bell doesn't work.”
  In a seafood restaurant .. “Buy 1 Fish & Chips for the price of 2, Receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!”
  Who knows where this was seen? .. “BEWARE OF THE DOG.  The cat is not trustworthy either.”
   In a buffet restaurant .. “Thank you for taking the eating utensils home to wash.  You can bring them back now.”
  And just two more signs, again don't know WHERE! ..
“WARNING .. this machine takes your money
and gives you nothing in return.”
“NO senior citizen discounts.  You have had
twice as long to get the MONEY!”

EDITOR'S NOTE .. If any of my readers do not appreciate my lame jokes .. give me some funnier ones please!  mlb

newsletter

Rio Valley News...Rio Valley Estates Mobile Home/RV Resort, 715 N. Westgate Dr.,Weslaco, TX

Volume 46 NO. 2 Date: November 13, 2017 78596

SUNDAY

8:30 Church-Nov.–March– Dr. Tom Cassidy (communion last Sunday of the month)

2:30 Ice Cream not yet

3:00-4:00 Hymn Sing not yet

4:00-1st Sun. of Month – Karaoke Oct.-March Bev Telfor

7:00 M.T.Dominoes Dick Topel

MONDAY

8:30 (tee time) Golf Monte Cristo

9:00Coffee/Donuts Patty Lamp

9:15 Blood Pressure (behind stage) Nancy Gonnerman

9:30 Club Meeting April through November

Chairperson Darlene Bryant

Vice-Chairperson Sharon Sprague

Secretary Maxine Topel

Treasurer Jim Moeller

10:30 Senior Yoga Janie Maxwell

1:00 Canasta Fran Hryniw & Donna Gabbert

1:00 Bean Bags

1:00 Darts

6:30 Fifty Six

7:00 Thirty one Needing a chair if to be played

7:00-9:30 Dance Beginning Jan. 8, Roger Kenaston Band

TUESDAY-FRIDAY-

7:25 Regular Exercise 8:00 Walking Exercise

MONDAY-SATURDAY

8:00 & 8:45 Aqua Exercise Sharon Sprague

TUESDAY

9:00 15 cent Shuffling Dave Johnson

9:30 Line Dancing not yet

9:30 Charity Quilting Marge Rexroad

10:30 Senior Yoga Janie Maxwell

1:00 Ladies 8-Ball Pool not yet

1:00 Bridge Dick Gibson

1:00 Regular Dominoes ..Learners welcome.. Chris Stephens

7:00 M T Dominoes Dick Topel

7:00 Euchre Mark Wieners

WEDNESDAY

9:00 Mixed Shuffling Dave Johnson

9:00 Bridge Lessons Dick Gibson

9:13 (1^st tee time) Golf, Tierra Santa

11:30 Pizza Party (2^nd & 4^th week) Rickes & Goodwins

1:00 Bean Bag

1:00 Canasta Fran Hryniw

4:00 Happy Hour Hot Dogs this week, bring non-meat dish to share

6:30 Tic (draw for # at 6:20) Sharon Sprague

7:00 Cribbage David & June Clement

7:00 Hand and foot

THURSDAY

9:30 Line Dancing not yet

10:30 Senior Yoga Janie Maxwell

1:00 Bridge Dick Gibson

7:00 Pitch (draw for # at 6:30)

7:00 Free Movie not yet

FRIDAY

9:00 Shuffling Dave Johnson

9:15 Bowling, Pins & Cues Mary Lou Sirovy

9:30 Bible Study Tom Cassidy leads

12:30 Golf at Executive (signup 10:30 a.m.) Dean Ricke

1:00 Canasta Fran Hryniw

5:00 Pot Luck not yet Bruce & Billie Wells chair

7:00 Entertainment Beginning Jan. 5 with “Goldwing”

SATURDAY

7:00-8:30 Breakfast Volunteers ??

9:00 Dummy Rummy LeRoy Larson, Del Telfor

9:30 Choir Practice

1:00 Bridge Dick Gibson

7:00 Bingo Begins Nov. 18 .. Catherine Gibbs

7:00 Single Deck Pinochle Ray/Margaret Davis

7:00 Texas Hold'um

Hats & shirts with logo are available for purchase at office.

If you'd like a park badge with park logo,

Donna Gabbert makes these!!!

Thanks to Jerry McAninch & Carol Nelson who provided donuts this morning. We decided even though cost of donuts at HEB has increased to 65 cents, we will sell for 50 cents ea. Remainder of cost will be picked up by the club.

RVE CLUB MEETING – Chair Darlene Bryant called meeting to order. Bev Telfor led in Pledge to the Flag & singing of “God Bless America”. We closed meeting by singing club song.

Accompanist – Jan Delashmit

Invocation – Sharon Barksdale “Count Your Blessings”

Secretary Report – Maxine Topel

Treasurer Report – Jim Moeller

We welcomed Deb & Bob H. as new residents at Lot #96.

MANAGEMENT REPORT – Assistant manager Ken Barnhart gave brief report. Concerning stray dogs, one has been caught, a couple more still roaming around (one has puppies). Be patient as he is working on catching them...appears they are FUSSY eaters as they don't even like steak! Website for park is riovalleyestates.com

Donna Gabbert keeps us informed year-round with a blog. Go to www.donnasramblingsatrve.blogspot.com.

Club website by Judi DeKoning is RVEWTC.com .. for “members only”, the password is riovalley.

Treasurer Jim Moeller reported & his report was approved. There was no Properties report. Board Members-- Properties – Ron Zoeller, Jerry McAninch, Larry Pavlis; Finance – Sandy Novak, Sally Hejlik, Jim Moeller.

Helen Curtis asks us to call her, 603-674-3869, if we know of someone needing a card due to illness/death in family. Sign cards in office area. This week cards are going to former resident Shirley Stensrud upon loss of her husband Donovan; Lu Scott, fell & broke vertebrae in her back. If you call Helen & leave a message, please leave your name too. Helen will not return your call if she doesn't know who left the message.

Craig Daves says our 1^st dance is Jan. 8, 7-9:30 p.m. with Roger Kenaston Band. See sign up sheet to volunteer if you will help with ticket sales, popcorn, 50-50 drawings. Most dances are $6 pp except for one later in season.

Rex Rexroad filling in & helping entertainment chair Brock Laing said entertainment schedule is complete. A Christmas Show is Dec. 23 but have not been able to sign anyone up to perform for the first 45 minutes. Park folks will entertain last part of the evening. Friday night entertainment begins on Jan. 5 with Goldwing.

LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS – Will someone chair Sat. morning breakfasts in Nov. & Dec.? Also needing chairs for Thanksgiving dinner.

Upcoming Dates to Remember:

Nov. 14 – Amigos de los Ninos 1^st planning meeting, 1:30 p.m., Donna Methodist Church .. all welcome to come hear what this is all about!

Nov. 15 – Hot Dog Grilling Happy Hour, 4 p.m. $2 pp, see sign up sheet on bulletin board, bring non-meat dish to share and choice of beverage please

Nov. 16 – Park Breakfast, Fiesta Tex-Mex, 8 a.m.

Nov. 23 – Thanksgiving Dinner .. do we have chairperson?

Dec. 1 – Patio Sale, 8 a.m. to noon

Dec. 7 – Wine Party, 3 p.m. Joyce Amos chairs

If you wish to have something printed in the newsletter, please give written note to editor Mary Lou at Monday meeting or deliver to her at #103. Most of you know this but as a reminder .. game scores may be placed in plastic container at rear of Friendship Hall. If you write legibly, that helps MUCH

Editor Mary Lou Benson #103 sent info on activities open to the public to news media...including patio sales, dances, entertainment, craft sales, Ropa show. Does anyone have something she missed that needs to be advertised? Give her a written note please.

Activity Calendars for the 2017-18 season are posted. Let Judi DeKoning #67 know of additions or changes.

Newsletter editor (Mary Lou) at #103 appreciates you notifying her of changes in chairpersons and times of activities as well.

Sunday Church Services have begun with Dr. Tom Cassidy our pastor. Time is 8:30 a.m. Choir practice will begin soon .. when there are enough singers! Anyone who likes to sing is welcome to join the choir.

Senior Yoga is being held on Mondays after meeting plus Wednesday & Friday, 9:30 a.m.. with Dana Daves & Judi DeKoning leading. When Janie Maxwell arrives, it will then revert to Monday, Tuesday & Thursday mornings.

Dave Johnson has park directories at $1.50. You can purchase from Dave at #93 or Vicki in office. Read your directory.

Thanks to Nancy Gonnerman #23 for volunteering to take blood pressures prior to our Monday meetings.

Craig Daves has contacted Rich Stubbs of the Weslaco Fire Dept. who last certified some RVE residents about 2 yrs. ago on CPR & use of park defibrillator. Bruce Wells will be arriving tomorrow. Craig will speak to him about training/retraining in these areas (Dec. or Jan.). Importance of Vial of Life which contains your medical info, to be placed inside your refrigerator, was discussed. Craig will check about getting stickers to put on outside of mobile home door, so ambulance or medical personnel would know they need to look inside refrigerator.

Clyde Read reminded veterans that Golden Corral gives free meal to them this evening, 5-9 p.m.

Marge Rexroad encourages anyone who would like to help with Quilting Tuesdays at 9:30 a.m. She had examples of what this group does .. donations welcome. Last season 109 quilts were made & given throughout the Valley. Come Nov. 21 .. don't need to be a quilter, you can tie quilts.

UPCOMING ACTIVITIES & EVENTS

Park Breakfast is at Fiesta Tex-Mex every Thursday at 8 a.m.

Since we had so much fun with the grill last season, additional cookouts are being planned for 2017-2018. The first one is this Wednesday, Nov. 15. It'll be GRILLED HOT DOGS. Cost is $2/pp. This is regular Happy Hour time, 4 p.m. with plans to eat 4:30 or 5. SUGN UP BY END OF TODAY so hot dogs & buns can be purchased! Bring a non-meat dish to share. Whether you've been in the park for a long or short time, or are new, come to these events, meet your neighbors.

Catherine Gibbs announces Bingo in Friendship Hall begins this Saturday, Nov. 18, 7 p.m. Cards will not be sold before 6:30.

Chris Stephens invited anyone wishing to learn how to play Regular Dominoes to come to pool room at 1 p.m. on Tuesdays.

Amigos de los Ninos de Mexico (translated is Friends of the Children of Mexico) will meet for their first planning meeting of the season tomorrow, Tuesday, Nov. 14, at the Donna Methodist Church at 1:30 p.m. This is non-profit group of winter Texans who put on a Christmas Day party for the children of Progreso, Mexico. Want to be a part of this? You need to attend at least one planning meeting as that's when folks indicate on which committee they wish to serve. Other planning meetings are held same time and location on Nov. 28 and Dec. 12.

LOOKING AHEAD TO DECEMBER

Joyce Amos is inviting the ladies to the Wine & Cheese Party which will be held in Friendship Hall Thursday, Dec. 7, 3 p.m. Bring a bottle of your favorite wine or non-alcoholic beverage and a wine glass to exchange. Cost is $3 pp. All welcome!

GAME RESULTS - Place scores, winner names, complete info on dates & name of game in plastic container back of Friendship Hall. WRITE LEGIBLY PLEASE!!

BRIDGE – Nov. 7 - 1^st – Mary Jean Steward 3610

2^nd – Dick Gibson 3480

CANASTA – Nov. 6 – Table of 6 -

Mary Jean Steward, Darlene Bryant, Patty Lamp No score

Nov. 8 – Table of 6 -

Fran Hryniw, Darlene Bryant, Angie Brown 35000

DOMINOES – Mexican Train – Nov. 7 – Donna Gabbert, Patty Lamp

DUMMY RUMMY – Nov. 11 -

1^st – Al Lenius 251 2^nd – Rex Rexroad 255

3^rd – Bev Telfor 282 4^th – Venita Lingle 301

Herb McClish had 485 for his total

GOLF – Executive –

PINOCHLE – Single Deck – Nov. 11 -

1^st – Dick Gibson 523 2^nd – Donna Gabbert 511

SHUFFLING –

TIC – Nov. 8 -

1^st – Patti Lamp 136 2^nd – Marge Rexroad 162

3^rd – Stan Floyd 218 4^th – Katherine Ratliff 222

Will Rogers was one of the greatest political sages

this country has ever known. Some of his sayings ..

“Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.”

“The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.” (including Walmart?)

“When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.”

“You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.”

“I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.”

“One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young. Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.”

Think about these ..

English is a crazy language and difficult to master.

Let's face it. There is neither egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese .. so one moose, 2 meese?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

People, not computers, invented English & it reflects the creativity of the human race, which is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. I'm sew confused.

A couple of one-liners ..

“Never give the devil a ride .. he will always want to drive.”

“Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.”